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“You only have 2 jobs as a parent. Give a shit, and try. You'll figure the rest out."
“Honesty is the highest form of respect you can show someone."
“If I could watch you drive for 10 minutes unnoticed by you, I'd know 92% of who you are.”
“30 seconds of honesty can save you from 30 years of apathy.”
"The next time you feel like saying something, do us all a favor and don't. Repeat as necessary."
“Fat relationships are a little different. You don't cheat on each other with people, you cheat with food.”
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